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being meme'd by twitter

made a joke post on substack notes that i honestly still think is pretty funny but it turns out it went whoosh right over a lot of peoples' heads, especially on twitter people thought it was serious,—and so here i am with my phone blowing up because friends and people i haven't heard from in years are just seeing it on their feeds and texting me allll about it

@briffinglue

Sep 9, 2024

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making stupid comments on instagram posts

and then giggling about it

@sloane_shark

Jun 18, 2024

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Deleting tweets

I use Twitter like an open mic for silly thoughts. I’ve never had a meaningful conversation on it, nor do I care to, and the whole set-up seems to enable Travis Bickle types to talk to themselves in the mirror. So just treat it like a literal live journal, writing and erasing in real time.

@g0thbarbie_

Jan 25, 2024

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Calling do not disturb -> “moon mode”

Shoot! Sorry I missed your call, I’m in moon mode.

@chlonline

Apr 20, 2024

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Salt and vinegar chips

These are my favorite food (only slight hyperbole). I recommend, in no order: -Kettle brand -Kettle brand air fried -7/11 -Lay's Kettle Cooked These chips are so strong that they will burn your tongue. They are chemical perfection that make the systems in my body dance. They are so rock and roll. No matter what size the bag, I will probably finish the bag. I always eat the folded ones first, and then move to the unfolded ones.

@chlonline

Jan 31, 2024

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walking home

If you’re within an hour walk from home, you should just walk home. I understand taking public transit or an Uber there to be on time, but you’re not rushing to get home. Thus, walk.

@chlonline

Feb 5, 2024