poop is one of the most visceral horrifying constructions on this earth. naturally, its healthy to make fun of it because that's probably the only way to accept its premise without being perpetually petrified.
My faucet is moldy. My pipes are rusted. My cups are dirty. But you bet your fucking ASS Iβm not buying bottled water. No siree not for me. A brita? Oh sorry I donβt remember becoming a millionaire.
