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he put his texts on DND because he was doing an operation
Mar 19, 2024

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I first read this as “he put his texts on DNR” which still seems applicable
Mar 19, 2024
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dad surgeons send crazy texts “I got a flat on the way to work last night, operated on a young lady shot with an AK and on a guy that somebody tried to carve into pieces, I changed my tire before I left the hospital - but I made friends with a pigeon waiting for my tire. Namaste.”
Mar 19, 2024
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chlonline the last thing my dad texted me was telling me that I had a phase where I boycotted libraries and that I don’t remember it now so your scenario is winning by a mile and a half
Mar 19, 2024
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aidanaguirre no that’s still good though. Only a dad would remember that radically random fact about you and feel the need to share.
Mar 19, 2024
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chlonline I still don’t know why I’d boycott a library I must’ve memory holed it but dads remember stuff!
Mar 19, 2024
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so cool
Mar 19, 2024
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