it's my signature. smiling just feels wrong.. i like feeling like i'm derek zoolander. I like my face, my lip shape, at least most of the time. locking in on the camera is pretty silly to me :3
this one is a sarcastic recommendation. you probably shouldnāt do this. all iāll have to show my grandchildren someday are photos of me with my face contorted into various unattractive expressions. iāll say āwellā¦ this is just who i was at the timeā¦ā and theyāll have nothing to post on their instagram stories when itās Grandmotherās Day.
my Genuine recommendation is this: smile for photos. do it for your grandkids.
āItās cooler to own your happiness than fake your indifference. Iām happy with my friends, Iām happy taking photos, Iām happy when Iām with a cute boy. Why wouldnāt I smile?
this may seem like it makes life very lonely and boring (it does) but i like to think it makes me come across as mysterious and fascinating (it doesn't)
idk if this would actually be considered a ābitā but before i realized i was a lesbian i used to do this thing on hinge where i would ask guys for their spotify username and then once they sent it iād unmatch them almost immediately so that theyād think their music taste was so foul it sent me running