“The best thing you can be in life is tipsy. There’s four things you can be in life: sober, tipsy, drunk, hung over. Tipsy’s the only one out of the four where you don’t cry during it.”
– James Acaster
When I was a cocktail bartender I got drunk with Ian McKellen and drunkenly danced around the room with my friend to Jeff Buckley and was fed tequila from a bottle while on my knees while Sean Mathis cheered. They were in the private bar all night and only tipped £60 for two of us, which considering their bill seemed a little off, but I guess the story is a good one so it’s worth it.
