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the end of hot dog week is getting me gassed up for the upcoming 2nd annual hot dog hootenanny. a friend and i have birthdays nine days apart, and we have orchestrated a beautiful plan in which, on the saturday that lands between our birthdays, we have a hot dog party as our combined birthday party. there are specifics that contribute to the event being a hot dog hootenanny™️, but the rec is to make insane traditions with your homies, whether it’s for a birthday or not, it feels good to be like “ITS MAY. TIME TO EAT HOT DOGS WITH MY FRIENDS.” and internalize the action so it’s on the same level as like, getting a christmas tree. invent your own culture you can do whatever you want.
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As our celebration comes to a close, I thought I'd propose official details to codify how to celebrate HOT DOG WEEK.
1. HOT DOG WEEK is a religious holiday celebrated annually for seven (7) days starting April 1st. Seven days represents the average daily consumption of HOT DOGS doctors recomend.
2. The feastivities begin the evening of April 1st with a Bedtime Hot Dog. This is consumed in silence.
3. The remaider of the holiday is celebrated by giving and recieving HOT DOG related recomendations, public and private consumtion of HOT DOGS, and general HOT DOG reverlry. These activities are not exclusive to HOT DOG WEEK and are encouraged throughout the year.
*These are suggestions open to revision by celebrants.
**Supposedly FLOOR WEEK follows HOT DOG WEEK. It starts at midnight when the HOT DOG drops and hits the FLOOR.
Apr 7, 2024
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decades from now i’ll be fondly recalling the hijinks we got up to pi.fyi hotdog week 2024 to my grandchildren
Apr 4, 2024
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1. chicago style hot dog absolutely fucks
2. Tyler is right, red snappers are the best dog and a staple of my culture (like Allen’s coffee brandy— small side rec)
3. i was trying to type hot dog really fast and i typed Hot God and honestly that’s kind of a vibe too i think
Apr 4, 2024
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