You don’t always have to be serious. Not everything has to be some high brow, thought out concept of a joke. Sometimes someone accidentally tripping and falling is hilarious. A person farted on accident, it’s fine, let it out.
and when they look confused, double down. start glancing around the room and getting scared. ask if they heard something. don’t stop the bit until they laugh.
works every time
I just want to show love to the ELITE Bagel. Whoever was the freak that was like “hear me out let’s put blueberry’s in the dough”, I know they were looking at you crazy but you knew you had a hit on your hands.
Bruh who came up with this phrase? It’s so funny. Idk why but that shit is amazing. Been saying it for years just to throw people off. We need to bring back goofy ass phrases man.
Love it with your chest puffed out. if you fuck with it then say that. I’ve been bumping that new Kacey Musgraves like it’s 09 Gucci with the windows down all week.
