It's just like... oh! hello creature! how are you!! and it maybe looks at you for a moment before running away or it ignores you or it stops and stares at you for a full minute!!!
like, they're all such innocent babies! i know they kill each other but like... awww none of you know what taxes are you precious little things! you can't tell the difference between a normal word and a hateful slur! you're so darling!!! go back into nature and keep being clueless you sweet little pea!!! so happy for you!
I’ve done this every time I’ve found myself between full time jobs and it really makes the whole time better. You have a little money coming in and you can collect material for your future memoir. Some odd jobs from my past:
Axe throwing coach
Closet designer
Lunch catering delivery
Balloon bouquet maker
Background extra
i found them on big job boards like indeed and also Craigslist (Searching “part time” gets you less garbage results). If you hate it after you start you can just quit!
Also if you like pets, signing up for dog walking or petsitting will keep you active and you get to hang out with pets.
I love doing this, it’s wonderfully disorienting. Theres still so much day left afterwards it’s basically a whole new day, like an optical illusion, but of time.
Shopping cart with a bad wheel.
Sock slipping down your shoe.
The day after you burn your tongue when it’s still all sensitive.
An eye twitch.
bad toilet paper (thin, scratchy).
clothing tag that itches.
Really strong static shock that makes you jump.
getting perfume in your mouth.