Received a call from a client’s ex-girlfriend, who truly believed I was her lawyer even though I’d never spoken to or met her in my life. When I told her as much, she called me a stupid c*nt, and threatened to have me arrested and disbarred. When I told her she was very confused she said “oh you won’t be confused when i use my cartel connections for you.” I just laughed in disbelief and hung up.
blocked her ass and never heard anything again, but if I stop posting you’ll know who got me 👀
Apr 19, 2024
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He showed me the script he was writing about the January 6 insurrection but it was entirely in Shakespearean English. Also told me he only went for women of color? (He Was White)
Feb 18, 2024
Mar 1, 2025
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this was back when i was interested in men. i was consistently bewildered by their audacity
“you look like you read erotica”
“you look like you burn easily”
(responding to video of me doing a fit check outside) “i totally wasn’t expecting a car to come into shot striking you at 80kph.. but i wouldn’t have been opposed to it”
Feb 23, 2024
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my predictions and manifestations, based entirely on vibes.
out:
— American work ethic
— learning French
— situationships
— low fat versions of foods
— slur discourse
in:
— siesta
— herbed yogurt
— working hardest in the morning and leaving the evening for leisure
— writing postcards to your long-distance friends, exclusively in cursive (if you weren’t taught to write in cursive, the time to learn will be now)
— big boobs (cultural Catholicism will prevail again baby)
May 3, 2024
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this is the summer of treating mosquito bites as mere affirmations of your desirability 🩸
May 20, 2024
Jun 20, 2024