just came back from my first trip to paris here is what i rec as a first timer who fucking crushed it
• when parisians start speaking to you in french just stare at them like this 😃 and don't say shit
• the louvre-adjacent mcdonalds
• a thin black scarf
• being really brave at the top of the eiffel tower
• facetiming my dad on his birthday (if it is my dad's birthday while you're in paris) (nov 10th)
• only going to restaurants you will never recover from financially
• walking into any nightclub and buying the 12€ poppers
• accidentally almost saying "bonjour" to the first person you see in your neighborhood back in america (i'm cooked)
I wonder if when david is on his deathbed, surrounded by his loved ones, and about to let go of this mortal coil, he will suddenly and very deeply regret taking the money
