Go into your nearest beauty or department store before you have somewhere important to be. Take the display bottle. Cover yourself with the perfume until people can smell you from miles away. Put it back. It’s a free confidence boost, and a good way to assault the senses of your haters.
Put on the robe, turn on adult swim or whatever, crank the ac, eat a late night snack in one bed and sleep in the other. The freedom of impersonal liminal space.
