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Cereal is just cold soup.
Lasagna is spaghetti cake.
Burritos are just sleeping bags for beans.
Cheesecake is cheese lying about being cake.
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haha yess i love just saying random foods instead of cursing like "coconuts", "sugar" or the classic "cheese and crackers", even though it sounds kinda goofy XD
Apr 18, 2024
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Saw someone do this on another app, and thought it’d be a funny lil game/brain exercise:
Polenta
Kidney
Sandal
Clarinet
Pie
Camera
Basin
Fax
Alimony
Chlorine
please add yours!!*
*footnotes: these are in the realm of European-adjacent/English-speaking/North American colonial names, so I’d also love to see people do this with other languages/cultures!
*I find femme names are easier so bonus for neutral/masc names!
Feb 15, 2024
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Some things that are corny:
- MBAs
- saying, “I’m not a sweets person”
- tastemakers
- espresso martinis
- “banter” (wit is not corny though)
also when applied to a specific person they’re not corny they’re a cornball
Jan 30, 2024
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Python!
Honestly very hard for me to get into - I have ZERO coding knowledge and nothing I could really latch onto - knowledge transfer is how I learn. But https://futurecoder.io/ is great (after lots of Redditing)
Aug 18, 2024
The puffin is the latest addition to more than 180 known species—many of them sharks, corals, and other marine animals—that emit a luminous glow.
The fact that so many marine animals biofluoresce "tells us organisms are using light in ways we don't even see," John Sparks, curator of fishes at the American Museum of Natural History in New York City.
Nov 16, 2024
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I read that happiness is when your expectations falls below the reality. A new mind project for April. Good prognosis.
Apr 7, 2024