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Get a spoon
Load it up with peanut butter
Drizzle honey on top
Sprinkle flakey salt
Eat while walking across apartment, probably dripping peanut butter on your shirt along the way.
Set finished spoon on bedside table and forget about it until tomorrow.
Delicious.
Apr 27, 2024
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before a workout, in between meetings, as a midnight snack, the possibilities are endless
4d ago
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I would add bananas too, as a magical trio. Toast some bread and slap these together and feel the love.
Aug 24, 2024
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Look, I’m not a meal prep girl. I don’t get why you’d want soggy salads three days from now. Here’s the stuff I’m making to make into other things.
Beans, Baby
1-2 containers cannellini beans
1/4 cup-ish onion of any kind
1 small container cherry tomatoes, cut in half
1 lemon, juice
1-2 glugs olive oil
Salt
Black pepper
Fennel seeds
Shake and put in fridge in a place you’ll see it.
Add to salads, eat as is. It’s beans, baby.
Carrots
Shaved into ribbons because you’re a fancy bitch and have a peeler.
Maybe I’ll season them, maybe not.
Add to salads, sandwiches, eat out of the container standing in the kitchen contemplating life.
Shallots
Sliced
Fried until crispy
Place in container with lid
Sprinkle in flakey salt
Shake it
Add to salads, soups, eat out of the container with a hunk of cheese and tell yourself it’s a cheese board.
Roasted Sweet Potatoes
1 large sweet potato, chopped
Roast how you roast things
Add to grain bowls, salads or on its own. It’s good, you’ll be so impressed with yourself when you eat it the next day.
Other things that are good-
Veggie lentil soup
Salmon, done any way to eat any day
Staring at containers stacked in your fridge on a Sunday afternoon and then ordering delivery to not ruin it.
Apr 27, 2024
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Spicy. Salty. Make it.
1/4 cup popcorn kernels
Pop ‘em in olive oil in a small/medium pot
In a medium bowl
Melt butter (quantity = follow your heart)
Mix in spoonful of Gochujang
Add hit of black garlic & dried green onions
Add popcorn however you want. I like to use a bowl with a lid to shake the hell out of it.
Sprinkle with flakey salt if you like it salty.
Try a squeeze of lime if you have some hanging around.
Eat in a dark room huddled over the warm glow of your phone screen.
Apr 27, 2024
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Fitness in a snap. That’s not their slogan but it should be. I’ve gone through three walking pads in two years. It’s an environmental nightmare so this is my solution.
SnapFitness is the place where men in their 60s work out in anything from yard work jeans and grass cutting shoes to full business casual. I saw a man in khakis and a button down long sleeve shirt on the stair master at noon on a Tuesday.
There are rows of TVs in front of the treadmills and there’s always one dedicated to shows filmed in Florida. There’s a show about reposessing planes mid-flight and feeding alligators to celebrate. There’s an investigation show about mysterious bloody wounds found on suburban neighborhood pets. What gave them wounds? The show suggests that it’s aliens, chupacabras and ghosts. Logical predators like that.
It’s a place. And once you’re there, you’re part of the community.
It’s fine.
Apr 27, 2024