We all know Jalapeño Kettle Chip is best chip—no, stop typing—but I've recently discovered the BEST Jalapeño Kettle Chip (best chip). And it's not even a brand you'll find at the grocery or convenience store. It's from a white-label snacks brand that gets stuffed into lunch boxes you get at fucking corporate meetings. This chip actually tastes like a jalapeño, not ambiguously green veg. And it's decently spicy, not a meek tingle. This is my deep knowledge. You're welcome.
