just came back from my first trip to paris here is what i rec as a first timer who fucking crushed it
• when parisians start speaking to you in french just stare at them like this 😃 and don't say shit
• the louvre-adjacent mcdonalds
• a thin black scarf
• being really brave at the top of the eiffel tower
• facetiming my dad on his birthday (if it is my dad's birthday while you're in paris) (nov 10th)
• only going to restaurants you will never recover from financially
• walking into any nightclub and buying the 12€ poppers
• accidentally almost saying "bonjour" to the first person you see in your neighborhood back in america (i'm cooked)
