gulping down a shirley temple on a hot summers day, red40 pulsing through the veins, 28 grams of sugar down the gullet.. life doesnt get much better than that
(Not my meme)
i do not need to start a podcast
i do not need to start a substack
my tits are regular sized
my hair is perfectly healthy and i should keep bleaching it
i know how to talk and i am normal