this may seem like it makes life very lonely and boring (it does) but i like to think it makes me come across as mysterious and fascinating (it doesn't)
idk if this would actually be considered a “bit” but before i realized i was a lesbian i used to do this thing on hinge where i would ask guys for their spotify username and then once they sent it i’d unmatch them almost immediately so that they’d think their music taste was so foul it sent me running
