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As a society, we need to have a conversation about the limits of being dog-friendly.
Your Samoyed does not need to be inside of this cafe that is 6 feet wide. I made a reservation for the inside of this restaurant specifically so I wouldn’t have to make prolonged eye contact with your horribly trained golden doodle.
I hate Brooklyn.
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FINALLY someone said what's been on my mind for YEARS NOW, its getting seriously out of control, im in pret a manger trying to eat my goddamn sandwich WHY IS YOUR DOG IN HERE ???
Feb 1, 2024
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never understood why people want dogs. so dependent, need attention all the time, so LOUD when they bark genuinely terrifying, the fucking smell when they aren‘t washed for a while and if you pat them the smell gets on your hands, dog slobber, never heard of a litter trained dog, some dogs piss everywhere when they are excited and its so gross, the way dogs are bred is often way worse than cats and way more fucked up dog breeds than cat breeds, lots of dog owners suck because they cant take care of a dog properly and then by proxy the dog is an absolute shit head, dogs are like james baxter from adventure time they just appear out of nowhere and are terrifying, why do they look so much like humans, lots of dogs do not respect boundaries and personal space they will jump all over you and/or hump you (aggrivated sexual assault) which is terrifying i do not want to go to a friends house and be assaulted by a dog just because its a dog or because they are shit owners or the dog is a puppy and still learning i dont fucking care. i hate dogs so much 😭😭😭 cats r so much better they 90% more likely to respect personal space.
Jan 23, 2024
Very New York specific rec. Get to know the denizens of your shared sky, observe their lives day and night, give them a double take and don’t engage at sea level. Rinse and repeat.
Mar 13, 2024
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Just go crazy. No one is paying attention to you. Succumb to your baser instincts. Fuck it don’t even put the gloves on, who cares?
Bring a friend or a partner. See who they truly are.
May 5, 2024