1. Eat 2 tablespoons of peanut butter.
2. Smile at families with wealthy fathers.
3. Swipe toilet paper from restaurants.
4. Befriend bereaved old ladies.
5. Sleep in the library for 30 mins
Forgive the last person who bumped into you
And forgive meĀ
Otherwise Iāll hide behind the lamppost where we first metĀ
Iāll sneak up on youĀ
Tickle you from behindĀ
And make you cry and laughĀ