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Not reading substack notes

I looked at it for five seconds and had a severe allergic reaction. I am dreadfully sensitive to social media feeds, pseudo-intellectualism, carriers of belated-onset tumblr hot girl brainworm disease, and also corniness—as somebody who takes reasonable precautions, I thought I was safe, but this is evidently a lethal combo to me as an unassuming browser of substack dot com. hurry somebody help me find my epipen my throat is closing up!!

@taterhole

Sep 11, 2024

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anti-rec: having oral allergy syndrome

tell me why god must punish me with the itch and bumps in my mouth after consuming fruit…? surely this is how Eve was punished after eating the apple (like i did) if not worse …

@flora

Apr 19, 2024

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saying you‘re allergic to things you don‘t like

and believing women

@weird

May 8, 2024

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Having fun at work

As opposed to not having fun

@timoni

Jun 10, 2024

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Moonstruck

He lost his hand He lost his bride

@timoni

Jan 24, 2024

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Karaoke 4 Ever

​ ​Easy, fast​​ ​​Someday - The Strokes ​​Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus​​ Search & Destroy - The Stooges​ ​Wouldn't It Be Nice - Beach Boys​​ Fell In Love With A Girl - White Stripes ​​Love Would Never Do - Janet Jackson (karaoke edition ONLY, do not go in raw, way too much instrumental)​​ Saturday Night - The Misfits​​ Astro Zombies - The Misfits​​ Sugar - Maroon 5​​ Intergalactic - Beastie Boys ​​8- Ball (Remaster) - N.W.A.​​ ​​---​​ ​​Easy, dramatic​​ ​​One - U2 Don't Want To Miss A Thing - Aerosmith​ ​Your Song - Moulin Rouge ​​In Too Deep - Phil Collins ​​It Must Have Been Love - Roxette​​ I Wanna Know What Love Is - Foreigner ​​Second Chance - 38 Special​​ Again - Janet Jackson​​ Listen to Your Heart - Roxette​​ ​​---​​ ​​Showoff​​ ​​Hopelessly Devoted To You - Grease​ ​Crazy - Patsy Cline​​ It's All Coming Back To Me - Celine Dione​​ ​The Lights Go Down: ELO​ ​​---​​ ​​I can't believe they have this at karaoke​​ ​​Long Boat Pass - Tennis Factory - Band of Horses ​​Headdress - Amazing Baby​ ​Cherry Tulips - Headlights​​ Sailin On - Bad Brains​​ Raining Blood - Slayer​ ​La Di Dah Di - Slick Rick​​ ​​---​​ ​​Drunk​​ ​​Always - Erasure​​ Don't Cry - Guns n' Roses​​ My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion ​​Crazy on You - Heart​ ​Take My Breath Away - Berlin​​ ​​---​​

@timoni

Jan 27, 2024