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wore overalls and a tank top while shopping at the aritzia on 5th ave last saturday and while i was checking out i put my phone in the front bib pocket but missed and my phone fell down my body inside of my overalls and landed in the crotch. the absolutely radiant girl working the checkout averted her eyes. i shuffled behind a rack of denim skirts and shook my leg until the phone fell out onto the floor. i feel truly unstoppable after surviving something so mortifying. peeing my pants probably would have felt better than the feeling of my phone sliding down the inside of my overalls. nobody can hurt me
May 21, 2024
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I have not worn underwear in months. The visceral feeling of my (redacted) rubbing against denim keeps me on edge and ready to strike at all times.
You might get it caught in your zipper. So what? Learn to take risks. Live dangerously.
Jan 26, 2024
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go to your local library‘s website or download the app. then search for a book you really want to read. then put it on hold. it feels like online shopping but it’s free. in a few days or weeks you'll get a cute text message or email that your book is ready to pick up and you’ll get to say hello to your local librarians and procure a new (to you) book which also feels like free shopping. the most functional part of our government ily public libraries
Mar 9, 2024
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sure beats having one
Mar 9, 2024
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i usually find myself in reading ruts when i’m taking classes and being assigned books or when i’m trying to keep up with new releases and the “smart” books that are usually dense and long. i can usually get myself out of this rut by picking out a book that looks fun to me, like a book set on a beach or something I loved in middle school. I’m reading From The Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler right now and it’s just FUN!!! I also am very much not someone who feels like they have to finish a book. Life is too short. I think that helps!
Mar 29, 2024