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I’m always doing this to my workmates who now think I’m obsessed with them but it’s so fun! Format is, gasp, say their name and then a stupid little line.. favourites are:
“As I live and breathe”
“There she is”
“Oh thank GOD”
“as a lay dying”
“An apparition!!”
“Where have you BEEEN baby”
May 23, 2024
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Working in retail and coming up with harmless but insane fabrications about myself to tell customers is the highlight of any shift. “Yes I am an up and coming race car driver” or ”actually yeah I ran a marathon just the other day” or “I used to be married in a past life”. Literally nonsense that has no impact but feels so fun for some reason. Big fan!
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May 4, 2024
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“You good? You know you’ve got that look.”
-one of my coworkers
Feb 16, 2025
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they're often delighted by my casual jokes and deadpan delivery. i feel like aubrey plaza up in this bitch
Mar 2, 2024
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Think about it all the time, be obsessed with it! Sneak off and work on your project. wonder how it is when you’re not around.
Jan 29, 2024
30th birthday theme was “little miss” not the characters just the energy of being a little miss. The fits were so good my heart is so full
Feb 9, 2025
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All my friends are great and I love to hang out with them and feel loved & to be silly, and when they hang out and get along I'm like damn I’m really killing having a rich social circle and deeply fulfilling friendships.
If you’re a reflection of your three closest friends (or whatever that saying is) I’m a god damn god. My friends are the best and I love them SO MUCH
Mar 11, 2024