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just got left alone with a rod, no net, pissed and in my pyjamas, just me shouting HELP dad NiCK hELP someONE?? across the marina with this stonker of a bream in my grasp… safe to say I did NOT kiss this one!!
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what’s the point in fishing if the fish doesn’t get a little kiss before it’s released? and by you I mean my brother cus I can’t fish for shit… but this extends to potatoes to, they just won’t grow otherwise, bit of wisdom for ya
May 27, 2024
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In line with previous rec. buddy of mine from high school took me tog fishin the other day. It was great he said no one else be took was as zealous with cutting/baiting the crab i said it was in my blood (portuguese.) anyway theyre nice to fish for albeit ugly as hell with human-like chompers. I nearly caught one but i lost composure and so he got off the hook before i could bring him over the fence. Must have been at least 5 pounds my buddy disagrees says i wouldnt know a five pound fish. I was really embarassed to tell my family i caught one but didnt catch one because a win is a win and a loss is a loss. Anyway go toggin with ur buddy sometime.
Dec 28, 2023
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just look at me up there. the guy we paid to be our guide had many swarthy stories and while he didn't teach us to fish (his rig involved a robotic arm with a switch that dragged the line below the water), he did mutter and yell and divulge many details of his divorce.
Apr 20, 2024
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your boss appears on screen and says “walk with me.” he shows you the new outdoor signs. >“wow they look great!”< / “have they ever seen a spirit level?” +5 points! you remembered he has low self esteem! he says “move every plant pot an inch to the left please, it should take all morning.” “I’d love nothing more” / >“absolutely”< he is now out of periferal. >stand and entertain this task for all of 5 minutes< / leave immediately. great choice! time wasted is time wasted after all! treat yourself. >piss around on the scissor lift< / stand alone in the overflow car park
Mar 23, 2024
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in there quick. starting off strong. we’re here for the origin story, old testament kinda stuff.
Feb 22, 2024
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humbling but necessary, and perhaps everyone down the street is thinking wow look at that girl go she knows what she wants and isn’t afraid of any potential embarrassment.
Feb 24, 2024