the cultural taboo against stealing jokes needs to be dismantled. a stolen joke is not stolen valor, it is simply a shared joy. if we're already sharing memes and tiktoks and snl bits, why not a regular joke?
i love sharing jokes with strangers. most jokes people have known since they were kids - heard one they shouldn’t have from dad or maybe a good knock knock at school. jokes are a silly way to get to know someone. learn some jokes - here’s one: what’s the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs? one’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
i love going to a party and saying "i should leave soon it's my turn to take stephen to day care in the morning." i don't have a kid. it's these sick little thrills that make life worth living.