Blueberry scented candle in the bathroom
Leave the lights on
40 oz of malt liquor drink it
Pee it out into the sink
Start an instagram live
Ill be the first viewer :0 aaaa spooky scary the spell worked
Jun 19, 2024
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drip of the faucet
hum of the fluorescent light
drone of the fan you turn on after you poo
and some rando looking at you in the mirror
Jan 28, 2024
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This guy who lives alone wakes up in the middle on the night bc he has to pee. So he walks to his bathroom but the door is locked. Thats weird maybe i just didnt turn the knob correctly he thinks. He tries again. This time it opens easily. There is a person he has never seen before sitting on the toilet though. What the heck!!! He thinks to himself. Maybe he is just having a weird dream. He rubs his eyes and opens his eyes. No one is there. He pees. He decides to wash his hands even though it is the middle of the night bc he is hygienic. Anyways, when he turns on the faucet blood comes out instead of water.
May 21, 2024
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The trap house toilet was in a dire state; it had clogged and the waste was building up as more unconscientious inebriated men had their way with it. The family maid of our gracious host had a horror show waiting for her when she visited this apartment the next morning.
I stepped out into the dark side yard to smoke a cigarette and he followed me; without warning, he unzipped his fly, whipped out his appendage, and began pissing right next to my feet. I felt almost as if I were witnessing a dog marking its territory; curiously, I glanced down momentarily at the source of the steady stream, squinting and struggling to make any details out in the nonexistent light. I frowned—hoping he hadn’t noticed that he successfully made me look—then lifted my still narrowed eyes back up to continue staring into middle distance as I took another drag. He shook it out, zipped back up, and lit his own cigarette to smoke alongside me.
Feb 20, 2025
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Absolutely
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I dont really call her anything for short shes just my kitty cat named world peace
Shes very squirrely n much a chatterbox i love her
Jun 19, 2024
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Quick little tffffffftt best hobby ever
Mar 16, 2024