of course, don’t actually watch this expecting a good time. I wasn’t expecting art or anything but if you want to see how much nothing $215 million will buy you, this is the way to go.
I promise you it is so much fucking worse than you’re expecting lol
Please save your money and time
This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen and they paid 200 million dollars to make it which could have fed countless people
It looks so bad and I can’t even imagine how much Samuel L jackson got paid
im generally pretty positive about movies and enjoy at least some aspects of most but this is genuinely awful
Can you believe they made this thing.
They followed up a slick heist movie with a movie that’s part European cool and part farce.
It almost resents its audience for liking the first film. it even turns it back on anyone willing to invest in the plot of this movie. It truly does not care.
The Julia Roberts scene is insane and she somehow sticks the landing.
Downside is that this is easily Brad Pitt’s worst haircut.
It was just a movie about a monkey that kills people. No real end resolution, no overarching story, shitty motives, bad ending in general.
I do think the ending generally was “funny” in a way but still bad😭
(minor spoilers, I guess?)
a few long take bangers in this film, but the battle scene near the end is so goddamn good. follow Clive Owen and the pregnant young woman in his care as they get caught in a skirmish between two warring factions. Cuarón is the best.
