Turns out- all i can eat is two rolls… which is significantly cheaper than the AYCE price. But theres a real thrill in ordering all you can eat- an endless promise, hindered only by your own capability…. Another spicy tuna roll please
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- my best is actually good
- i can perform hard tasks
- my confidence isn’t a facade
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