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Jul 14, 2024
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mossyelfie it’s not that big of a deal. Just when i first moved to LA my place came with 2 parking spaces but there was a car in one of them a lot of the time. I didnt make that big of a deal out of it bc i didnt really need the second space but i was technically paying for it. So one day when i was unloading groceries i saw the guy getting into the car in my space so i just said hi. He was kinda rude and made fun of my haircut and sped off in his convertible. That kinda made me mad so i decided to tell the HOA. Apparently they told him he had to park elsewhere AND apologize to me about my hair.
He wasn’t parking there anymore and i didn’t see him again so i thought everything was cool. That is until i was getting groceries at Ralph’s and noticed him by my shopping cart opening all the bananas that i had put in the seat section of the shopping cart. I usually reserve that space for foods that can get crushed by other groceries like bread, eggs, and tortilla chips. But i put my bananas there and this asshole opened them all up. That was just the start of my problems with this bozo.
So i hired a private eye. Detective Annie Wallace. She was just starting her career and i found her profile on the dark web. Her rates were reasonable and she dressed kind of cool so I hired her. Her daily summaries have just the right amount of detail and she uses Keynote and has a knack for design. I look forward to reading them every morning.
whalebutt opening all the bananas is so diabolical!!! What a POS to dare to be rude to the person paying for his spot… in LA of all places!!… and bring your hair into it?! I wonder if Annie’s skills include stealthily snipping a bit of his hair, not enough to be a big notice but to cause him to question what is going on and drive him to the edge of insanity…
mossyelfie i know right? I like that idea but i honestly dont even know anymore
whalebutt plot twist. I’M ANNIE (that’s actually my name if you didn’t know). I’ve grown to hate this man and his BBB. I’ve already used my catwoman like skills to mess with him. I can give you some of his hair if you want. You know, for spells, curses, that kind of thing.
mossyelfie i think i knew that was your name but i didn’t mean to use your name in this story please don’t be mad at me.
whalebutt the only thing that really makes me mad are when things are unjust or I feel powerless, which is probably more frustration. I figured it was a coincidence or it was intentional, but I thought it was neat either way!
whalebutt of course!!! I’m thinking he needs something to cleanse him of his BBE (big bozo energy). Thing is, to work properly, it’s really gotta CLEANSE the body if you know what I mean. Causes a real come to Jesus moment. 3-5 days of this will make him rethink his entire existence. Sound good?
