once a week i go to alphaville alone and order one single burger with cheese and a miller high life. i drink the beer, eat the burger, then leave. it is the highlight of my week.
Usually canโt go wrong (unless you do go wrong). But thatโs part of the fun of the diner: same enormous menu, total roulette roll of quality. Itโs not like weโre going for the food, are we?
i love going to a party and saying "i should leave soon it's my turn to take stephen to day care in the morning." i don't have a kid. it's these sick little thrills that make life worth living.
