at exactly the spot the pink arrow i drew is pointing at! emails are pretty boring to answer, why not incorporate some action like the chance of getting mugged and kidnapped in this boring errand?!
hope this helps😊❤️
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SATIRE PLEASE DO NOT HATE ON ME FOR BEING FUNNY
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actually….i do WANT you to feel how excited I am to send this email!
add those bad boys back in!! reclaim your joy in a 9-5 job!!
Apr 4, 2024
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Hey, Beast!
Sorry, but [NAME] can’t come to the phone right now. Please leave your name and number after the beep and [NAME] will get back to you soon!
*BEEP*
Just kidding! Sorry I can’t reply to your email right now (bummer right?!?), I’m probably laying out on a beach somewhere hot sippin’ a Piña Colada and soaking up some sun ([Papa/Mama]’s gotta get their tan on somehow!).
Oooorrrr maybe I’m just having me a little self-care day and I’m at home watching The Office and eating ice cream for breakfast in my jammies (because, let’s be honest, we’ve all been there!).
Either way, I pinky promise to get back to you once I get out of derpy sloth mode and back into [INDUSTRY OF WORK] ninja mode. Until then, stay epic!
Catch you later,
[NAME]
Jul 19, 2024
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have courage, friend!
Mar 18, 2024
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last week i visited a friend in their new apartment, to my surprise this person does not talk to their cat and it SHOCKS ME that some people do not talk to their pets.
“she can not understand me anyway” was the response i got after asking them why they did not talk to their cat.
a very big reason why people decide on getting pets is companionship and i do understand that some people might choose silence with their companions but that is still not a good enough reason to not communicate with your housemate who just happens to be an animal.
LOVE THEM AND TALK TO THEM THEY DESERVE IT, THEY DESERVE COMMUNICATION AND DESERVE TO LEARN BUZZ WORDS THAT MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD, APPRECIATED, HAPPY, SURPRISED, SCARED, EXCITED, AND EVEN UPSET!
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I watched this movie 3 years ago and I still get the heebie-jeebies. Very very heavy and I can not stop thinking about it !
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yes, i get that we had to switch to digital but what happened to good old printed concert tickets. give me the digital one and the print one I WANNA LOOK COOL I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I SAW SOMEONE LIVE PLEASE PLEASE BRING THEM BACKK!!!
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