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REFUSING TO turn YOUR PHONE off AND GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU WAKE YOURSELF nodding off and DROPPING IT on your face
The google searches you’ll wake up to in the morning are a gift from your nocturnal shadow self
@matty_huynh
Aug 20, 2024
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