As entertaining as you think it would be, and more. (Dude is a fantastic and funny conversationalist; even better over a Spanish coffee or four).
One snippet I fully support (ha) --
Stephen, youāre a pretty beloved figure at this pointādoes that annoy you at all?
Malkmus:Ā No way. For all that shit, I still wouldnāt want to be taking strays from people, or if it got back to me that thereās people saying Iām a dipshit or I donāt tip well enough or whatever, just this internet world. If people are like, āI met that guy, heās a fucking dick,ā that shit hurts. Iāve had people come to me with preconceptions occasionally, and it was no fun. Not like I needed a bodyguard or anything, but still, itās just like,Ā Dude, you donāt even know me. You want to have a clean record if you can, unfortunately. [laughs]
Maybe another reason why [being a big-headed rocker] doesnāt completely work now is that musicians get more rapid feedback, and sometimes it can be beneficial. In the ā80s, some musicians made these bloated albums that just them and their seven friends thought were brilliant. But now people are instantly like: āYouāre old and you suck,ā or, āYour jams are flaccidāāand it can help! Iām not saying [the Rolling Stonesā 2024 album]Ā Hackney DiamondsĀ is a genius record or anything. [laughs] But I bet Robert Plantās new music is better because of the internet.Ā
Sweeney:Ā Because itās keeping him in check?Ā
Malkmus:Ā Yeah, or heās listening to younger artists. I mean, Robert Plant seems to be genuinely interested, andĀ heās a fan of bands like Lowāunlike Eric Clapton, who justĀ says he likes the newest guitarist, and then his records sound awful.