“sorry babe i can’t take you out tonight, im going bowling with my apprentices.”
“i’m proud to call you my roommate and apprentice.”
“you are my best apprentice.”
My bestie makes me feel like I’m the hottest smartest sweetest bitch to ever do it 🥲 I love them so much and feel so grateful that they love me and wanna goof the fuck around with me on the regular.
We're long overdue in thrusting "What do you do?" into the sea forever. It's time we collectively get down to what people are interested in instead of minimizing their vibrant existence by asking how they make money.
