Second only to smoking cigarettes, quitting something that I have done near daily for 7 years is so fucking rock and roll it’s awesome to have moral high ground and an easy win buzzing in the recesses of my brain
There’s nothing more infuriating than thinking you’re gonna microwave yourself some delicious salty, buttery, popcorn. Only for it TO BE FUCKING KETTLE CORN I FUCKING HATE KETTLE CORN IF I WANTED SOMETHING SWEET I‘D GO DOWN ON YOUR MOM FUCK YOU