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Google image searching “Mr.Burns Halloween costume” is more nightmare inducing than I had planned for a cheeky costume.
Q: was 5:21am the time to research this? A: yes
Q: shall I be returning to slumber soon?
A: dear god, no.
Oct 9, 2024
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(not halloween yet but i saw so many people posting their costumes and i got fomo <3)
Oct 29, 2024
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happy halloween :-)
Oct 31, 2024
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Spent time in the physical world today and you fools have really given me some, um, healthy bedtime material. 🌭🤡s assuredly will haunt my dreams.
Apr 3, 2024
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You stuck in JFK with a bunch of other bozos who spent double on their tickets. you’re all squished together headed on uncomfortable flights to see your family fight at the dinner table during the holidays.
Pffft. Instead. Stay home for the holidays and tell your family you’ll be visiting in January when the flights are nearly empty and the ticket prices are criminally cheap.
Been doing this a couple of years now and it’s really the tits.
Jan 29, 2024
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You see the same trend being utilized everywhere but the only people who get it right are (yes, you guessed it) Librarians.
You didn’t know you needed it until, oops, you stumbled upon the Milwaukee Public Library tik tok and they are roasting and also paying a beautiful homage the Twilight novels to the tune of Billie Eilish’s melodical ballad “What Was I Made For” or something like that.
They deep down know your secrets and deepest fantasies and post them on a 10 second video. The videos swing and NEVER MISS! You’re thinking “wait how’s that possible?” If they know how to read a book, they certainly know how to READ YOU!
After they have pinpointed your soul, what do they do? They give you excellent content that makes you think, “Damn better book my next trip to Milwaukee Public Library and Thank them for their service,” 🫡because Librarians are by the people, for the people!
Feb 19, 2024
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I ve seen all the movies so I know what’s gonna happen. But why does it hit different and harder in the books!?!?!
Im a grown ass adult and STILL am shocked At these plot twists and social commentary!
Plus everytime I carry one of these books I’m reading, I always get a wonderful comment from a stranger. Which is fun
Feb 21, 2024