when the post lunch slump hits at work I like to make an offhand comment that shocks my older co-workers like "y'know I have like 20 euro's in my checking account" or "I went to bed at 3 am last night" their immediate worry and outrage fuels me (and it wakes them right up too, win win)
Oct 12, 2024

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This works particularly well if they’re in a service industry or have a private office but roll up with coffee and distract them! Obviously don’t do this if it would get them in trouble but if it’s chill, do it! It’s fun and makes work feel less hellish
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complain all you want, but me and my colleagues will buy oversized cards, give each other taro readings and have a powerpoint show down all on our lunch break
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