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i'm fucking off to ecuador from jan-june ish. lookin for somebody to take over my lease for a bit. $1k/month or less!1
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new to Los Angeles and been hopping around the city; why commit to one neighborhood when I can check it all out 2 months at a time. also I get to take care of HER at this one😻
Aug 5, 2024
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for a fugly beige 750-square-foot open concept ‘luxury’ shoebox with no bathtub just a shower in a busted suburban office park on the side of a freeway.
My neighbors act so rude and entitled to staff that I think they’re under the impression we live at the Ritz-Carlton. In summer they start crawling out of the cracks like cockroaches drinking and loudly cavorting in the shared courtyard outside of my window late at night even on weekdays.
But I’m moving in July to a 1,200 square foot 2 bedroom house with a bathtub and an office/sunroom in a walkable area for $1,400 a month 🥰
Apr 25, 2024
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I split a two bedroom apartment with a roommate. My half is $700. It’s fine and has a nice porch. The management sucks and raises the rent 12% each time there’s a renewal, so they can fuck off. Not a walkable area but my commute to work is excellent. Tired of living with a roommate. I’m going full court press at work to get a raise (which I very much deserve) so I can move into one bedroom where I can recline naked on the sofa in peace.
Apr 25, 2024
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brb spreading the propaganda that pining is intrinsically noble because im a sore loser with no patience who likes to fall in love so either way i win (option 1: omg she was so brave for yearning all this time AND IT FUCKING WORKED* or option 2: omg despite things not working out she’s literally sooooooo brave for letting the soft animal of her body love what it loves)
*me and the bad bitch i pulled by longing
Jan 31, 2024
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i fucking love public transportation. i love every bus driver i have ever known. interdependence sustains life.
Oct 30, 2024
It’s always cheaper and always better!!!! arranged one I am quite proud of on the N train en route to my dear old friend Jonah’s apartment in Astoria where his incredible roommate Evan would cook us a four course meal. This was the only good picture I got of the flowers however because moments after a man was stabbed twice and the entire train car poured into the next and someone pulled the fucking emergency brake leaving us trapped between 34th and 42nd with a man who at the time was said to have a gun! (He did not ❤️) Bonded w a fellow New Yorker over the moment bc we knew that w a knife, not a gun, everybody else would be completely fine. (They were) Gained a lovely little bump on my head from being shoved out of the way and into the metal pole but was miraculously only 15 minutes late to the dinner and the bouquet was very well received. I learned all I know abt this from my first love and his father who taught me the ins and outs of simple but floral arrangements. I’ll probably never speak to either of them again but I hope they’re both well. cannot recommend doing this enough. Takes very little time honestly but makes a huge difference and is very thoughtful. Cut your stems diagonally and ideally under running water. Don’t buy red roses. Choose color combos wisely, seasonally, and personally. get an accent flower, a secondary flower, and a filler (baby’s breath or something leafy is usually my go-to). Use the rubber bands already on the respective bunches of flowers to hold your creation in place. Listen when someone you fancy tells you their favorite color or their favorite flower. Love with all of your heart!!!!! Happy new year everyone
Jan 2, 2025