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”loathing!!! un-a-dul-terated loathing!“ in corsets while doing acrobatics and maintaining earnestness despite the condescension by the audience who inform the set of directions that prompt them to grasp eachothers fingers and nod solemnly when their interviewer says some weird string of millennial beloved buzzwords.
And what would you have done differently🤨
Nov 28, 2024
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My favorite movie is Spring Breakers and I'm not ashamed of it. I make all my lovers watch it and they all hate it. Making people sit through an hour and a half of "Spring Break, y'all, Spring Break...." with Skrillex in the background is an incredible way to make enemies but also a good way to vibe check the people you let in your bed. House of Wax is excellent (Paris Hilton really makes it epic.) The Row with Lala Kent is another one I recommend. I can tell a lot about a person's capacity for empathy based on how they react to my terrible choices in movies. They gotta go if they can't vibe on my island of bad production and acting.
Jan 31, 2024
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this is so dumb. like sooo so dumb. like who cares. i'm aware. but like there was genuine potential to do something interesting here and it was just completely shirked in favor of the strangest nat geo special i have ever seen
i was thinking about this especially after watching "black is king"; both it & the gift (both super underappreciated by the by, go listen/watch if u haven't recently they have no business being this good attached to something as silly as a live action disney remake) essentially being concept albums and films based on the original lion king. like, imagine that but in like a full proper film context
like the whole reason why the musical version is still so loved all these years later is down to its creative interpretation. you're really telling me they couldn't just do that but in a new context, for a new generation? like can you IMAGINE the wardrobe? the choreography? letting chiwetel ejiofor actually do be prepared like a full musical number??? all of that, squandered!! like are we ALLERGIC to fun and creativity!?!??!
(maybe i'm just a bit bitter we didn't get beyoncé's rendition of shadowland liKE COME TF ON IT'S LITERALLY PERFECTLY IN HER RANGE)
Apr 15, 2024
🌊the surfer, the kook’s back at it again. 🩻
This movie felt like circling the lacrosse kids table in the cafeteria wearing a 100 gecs shirt for two hours.kinda like a shark, which there were none of. best of all, worst of all, but also most importantly. NOthing was gained from the glacial march. I think? Im pretty sure :0
would watch again, but not unless you asked really really REALY nicely and I didn’t have work the next day. goodnight.📀
Jun 23, 2025
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Jun 16, 2025
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And talking nonstop about how silent ur being
May 9, 2025
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Saturn just moved from Pisces to Aries and will be there for 3 years! Big planet, big news.
Comment ur rising sign, Aries placements, and/or saturn placements if you want an interpretation😁 yall know I love to do that
May 27, 2025