“offensively large” (comes in a fat tube) “tactical lip protectant” (30 spf) “tastes like it's designed for men, not teenage girls” (mint orange flavor) “tested by active-duty military personnel” (high melting point)
if you like high occlusive non-oily spf lip balm that doesn’t taste like sunscreen, this is your guy. personally it ticks all my boxes for a purse chapstick and never fails to make me giggle at the tube.
