COME AND TAKE IT. In a better world, I would have a flip phone. In this world, I'm at least keeping my damn home button. Call me a luddite, but Tim Apple went too far with this one. The home button I have on my phone isn't even a real button – it's got that weird haptic tech wizardry thing that makes it feel like you're "clicking" it when you're really not. And that is something I hate, but not as much as I would hate having nothing there at all.