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Went for a run barfed up my French toast, bacon, sausage, orange juice, and my coffee. Then a cat started licking it up i saw that little freak. So hard trying to be a big buff man, why do I eat to barf again?
Jan 7, 2025
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Im rancid and bloated like a dead bull in the Wyoming sun. My sweat is pearlescent & casts a shimmering film on my pallid, engorged thighs. I am getting strong now. Sometimes I look at my cat, Harrison, and I think about eating him. What’s wrong with eating a cat? People do it all the time all over the world. He’s so fucking fat. He’s such a fat little freak why can’t I eat him?
I’m t-Rex mode I’m bloatmaxxing. My ass is so ridiculously fat & my man-tits are so bountiful I mog most women whenever I walk into a room. This is incredibly alpha, and many would consider my presence “suicide inducing” for men & women alike. Whatever. They’re NGMI.
Every morning I awake from dreams of strangling a hooded man. When I remove the hood, I see my own face.
Aug 5, 2024
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making a habit of over-indulging in things that are not so harmful to me. was at the pub and ate 3 oranges back to back. probably looked very strange but i got to put all the peel in a big pile and plus like endless food for 15 minutes. not even that big of a fan of oranges! but i enjoy the activity
Feb 25, 2025
for lunch i accidentally ate 1500 calories worth of macaroni and cheese. i thought “fuck. now i can’t eat all day.” lmao i was so wrong. i ate dinner. it was a good dinner. i also ate like four sourdough pretzels. and four oreos. and probably a bunch of other stuff. i only weigh 130 so at this rate i’ll be 940 by saturday.
Feb 28, 2025
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Jan 6, 2025
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If magnus is so smart then why was he such an idiot breaking the psychic barriers protecting terra??? Why did he have to keep fucking around with magic
Jan 6, 2025
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January 6th 1975 "Wheel of Fortune" premiered
Jan 6, 2025