All gas stations are beyond un-sexy. if I could open a gas station chain it would have an erewhon smoothie bar, bose sound bars playing a carefully curated playlist depending on the weather that day, and gas that smells good and doesn’t kill the environment.
is there anything better than a short sleeve button down with huge flaming dice on it? A camo hat that says onward christian soldier, and means it? Crystal unicorns and ceramic fairies ringing around taxidermy bears and slides shaped like rainbow trout, the midnight haven of the love's telling you to pull over and buy a keychain shaped like a desert eagle emblazoned with the word "wisconsin" on the side. No more "praying". No more irony. Do you love the gas station?
It works and its more time efficient than doing it when you wash your face. i use a titanium (?) one but I think anything would work. make sure you open up your lymph nodes first though, a tik tok taught me that.
