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Your eyes do not fall out when you sneeze with them open. Don’t listen to the naysayers and try something new For once! Applying mascara makes me sneeze so I keep them open to prevent smudgin. Still intact.
Jan 29, 2025

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this literally made me laugh out loud thank you
Jan 29, 2025

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