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In another life I was a Vape Creative Director 1. South Florida at 5:36 pm This Vape exudes marijuanna; it’s almost overwhelming at first inhale. I like to think it's a deep green-blue with creamy yellow accents, that kind of color that seeps into your apartment window midday if it faces trees. If your’s doesn’t, this Vape will tell you all you need to know about it. Just when you start getting bored, trees are nice but you gotta stay sober tonight, a sweet jazz bumps into your tastes buds, crackles a raspy laugh and says “my bad sugar, you alright?” and you’ll notice for the first time that none of your friends have bothered to look at you so close in a while. This is your realization that you're better off alone tonight. You’ll have this Vape during your first impulsive hookup in the new city; it won’t turn into anything serious, and that’s just alright with you.   2. Applesauce This Vape makes a loud, slurping noise, reminiscent of an ex college girlfriend. It fills out the palm and I appreciate how there’s some weight on it; like you could skip it across a river and watch the water bounce— even if your dad never taught you how to do that. You can carry the little block perfectly in those tan Dickie overalls you wear too much and don’t wash enough. Pretty bitches with eyeliner at backyard parties always giggle when asking for a hit. And you hate them for it. Nothing is cheap, especially with all the Tinder dates you keep taking. They swipe right for that thick mustache and agree to go out when you tell them you’re thinking of becoming a pilot. And you are. At least thinking. Sometimes. But then, one of their ugly friends will laugh and ask, “like, an astronaut?” And, man, what are you supposed to say to that? Doesn’t matter, you’re already blocked.  3. Jessica This Vape just tastes like lipgloss. But I imagine towards the end, you’re like, okay, maybe this is too much lipgloss. I know, bombshell. It even has a little clear case around the magenta covering, you can click clack your acrylics against. You bought it to cope with stress after moving to Tampa with nothing but your degree in marketing and a dream, one that you’re actively manifesting. The face masks were just not working. Soon enough, daddy sent money for you to join a pilates class and you met your new girlies. Molly and Hana and Kate and now you, all wear matching athleisure. It is just like being in a sorority again. One of them, prolly nurse Molly, sent you a tiktok about how nicotine destroys your collagen and you promptly stuffed it in the back of your work desk. Now, you snack on green grape. Which is basically the same! - I wrote a Substack on this if your interested in the new vape generation https://open.substack.com/pub/murphyfell/p/a-disappointed-future-and-a-list?utm_source=app-post-stats-page&r=qblff&utm_medium=ios

@hopefell

Nov 19, 2024

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Amaro

makes me feel like an alchemist, so many different flavors to choose from

@aidanaguirre

Mar 17, 2024

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Flume Vape Pooh

Banned, and Niche for a reason is this vape. Currency I’m sucking on watermelon sour peach. Judge me if you will, for I know only JAH can judge me. I love it with a side of “Synergy: Island Bliss Kombucha”

@thugpop

May 30, 2024

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Beaches by beabadoobee

i‘m usually more of a fan of her ‘bubblegrunge’ sounding music, but theres just something about this song dude

@fish_brothel360

Feb 9, 2025