in honour of tyler saying PI is going to take a more tumblr approach
i miss early 2000s emo culture sm, bring back the black, studded clothes with excessive chain accessories. bring back the hanging out in graveyards, blasting fallout boy and my chemical romance and three days grace
idc shoot for the stars and bring back the justin bieber bangs and dye your hair black
where did all the snake bite piercings go??? where are the beanies and the fingerless gloves???? excessive wrist bands?????????
i want it BACK
things were easier (because i was a kid) but it seemed so simple. where are all the frozen yogurt restaurants? why don’t people have cds anymore? bring back limewire and online chat blogs and weird websites and silly graphic t-shirts and chunky sneakers and twee and hipster styles. i miss collegehumor and buzzfeed. but i bring the nostalgia for myself back every day by dressing like i stepped out of a rhett and link music video and listening to modest mouse and metric and the yeah yeah yeahs. i love my digital camera and my dvds and volunteering at my university radio station.
All these trends saying 2014/15 indie sleeze and tumblr aesthetic is back and I feel like I’m going insane because they mean 2010/11 right?? either way, I’m here for the 2011 revival. I bought stripey tights the other day, I wore a messy quiff to a party.
Pic of me in 2011 below.
welcome back subcultures that have unifiying ideals; my deadheads, punks, hippies, plant-nerds, etc.
take a step back from rapid fire aesthetic trends! dont just window shop, lock in!
tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat.
i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25.
i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story.
anyways
saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring.
instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!):
“i am indisposed”
“i am taken ill”
“i am feeling out of sorts”
“i am suffering from a bilious attack”
“i have been seized by an ague”
“i am afflicted with a malaise”
“i have taken to my bed”
“the vapours have overcome me”
“i have a touch of the influenza”
“the rheumatism plagues me”
“i am laid low with a fever”
“i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment”
you’re welcome