please remove it so you don’t look like a secret agent at a wedding. If you don’t track your steps or have your emails on your wrists for a few hours you’ll be fine I promise!!!
Feb 16, 2025

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one sec but the rule is no watches at formal events in general, like where else you gotta be
Feb 17, 2025
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el_fabian hold up you’re really cooking with this because that would also imply no CLOCKS anywhere at the venue. immersive I love
Feb 17, 2025
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wallybaby we should have a really nice guy hired by the host who tells you when it’s time to go home based on your vibe
Feb 17, 2025
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el_fabian he hands you your coat and shows you the door and everyone loves him and he’s paid a billion dollars
Feb 17, 2025
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Real spill
Feb 16, 2025
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Chic: As in *stylish* Synonyms: Stylish, fashionable Antonyms: Apple Watch
Feb 16, 2025
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real.
Feb 16, 2025
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How are you supposed to look like a secret agent with that giant ass screen on the wrist? By far the least inconspicuous piece an agent could wear 😭. But it's true. Also guys who use sneakers with tuxedos at weddings.
Feb 16, 2025
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mariamaria maybe I’m thinking more Spy Kids (2001)
Feb 16, 2025
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wallybaby ok, but kinder camp as a genre will always be in. The tackiness displayed at weddings is actually unacceptable.
Feb 16, 2025
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mariamaria you’re so right. Nothing hurts like seeing a woman with a gorgeous blowout, heels, and an Apple Watch with a gold band for the fancy occasion as if it makes it look less like an Apple Watch. Shudder.
Feb 16, 2025

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You, yes you. Put down your phone. Remove all electronics from your person and exist for a moment. Sing a song. Or jump up and down. Scream. Or go outside and take a deep breath. Pet the damn dog. Feel connected to humanity by disconnecting. The skin where you wear your Apple Watch needs some sun so go outside and get some. Don’t track that workout this time; don’t worry it still counts even if you don’t close your rings. Yes this post is advice for myself as much as it is for others.
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i ditched my apple watch over a year ago bc i just thought it was ugly and considered replacing with an oura ring but tbh i had a baby and the biggest thing i got out of that experience besides the baby was trust in my body. i don’t think i need any special tech subscription to tell me im tired or i didn’t sleep great last night or i should take it easy on my workout today. a quick glance at fb marketplace tells me a lot of others feel the same.
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It helps Also any smartwatch that might be attached to it
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