when it was an exciting treat (that didnât destroy my stomach), the happy meal toys were awesome (those PokĂ©mon PokĂ©ball keychains?? the teeny beanies???), the playground was a wonderland (instead of seeing it as a thriving petri dish), and even though 90s diet culture was the WORST McDonaldâs still felt like something everyone loved and not the weird secret shame people refer to it as now