I’ve been playing Solitaire since Microsoft 95 days and can occasionally finish a game in 40 seconds. Is this a great achievement? no idea but I can’t not be light speed amazing at this one game, judge me all you like! Every five levels the app gives you a silly solitaire related nick name, and if you pay $10 it gets rid of the ads for those traumatizing weird games where a cartoon woman gets covered in mud and her husband wants a divorce all in the same moment and you find yourself yelling at your phone, ‘honey, are you in danger? Wtf is going on, do you need help??’
