I wake up and look, it’s 5:23 am
turn on my lamp so there’s no sleeping in
Open that app see a nice fat cat
Scroll then I see, a big fat ass
5:45 now it’s time to get ready
Sit up and things start to get heavy
Oh no. oh no I say
As I crawl to the shitter
And start to pray
My tummy
My tummy
I cry today
Must of been the yesterdays
Chickfila
my Tummy lurches and writhes
i begin to cry
Oh why oh why did i eat those fries