bee1000 6 years of library work, 3 years teaching piano/flute/songwriting, writing rlly cute song commissions, some freelance social media marketing and web design, being cool and fun to hang out with, being able to do like a REALLY convincing mouth trumpet, can make really good hot chocolate, etc.
if u make the morally reprehensible choice to support jeff bezos by ordering on amazon fresh, god will punish u by making u accidentally order 25 bananas when u meant to order 5